Vulnerability Assessment Professional

Quantum SecurityDream Realm / RemoteFull-time$130,000 - $200,000

Job Description

  • •Identify vulnerabilities in your sleep
  • •Debug quantum computers using an abacus
  • •Communicate findings to cats
  • •Time travel to prevent future exploits

Requirements

  • •Must identify 0-days while sleeping (dream logs required)
  • •Experience in finding vulnerabilities using only Microsoft Paint
  • •Certified in explaining technical vulnerabilities to cats
  • •Should have at least 5 years of experience in quantum computing using an abacus

Benefits

  • •Company-provided dream journal
  • •Quantum-entangled coffee machine
  • •Pet-friendly office with mandatory cat meetings
  • •Time machine (when available)
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