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Red Team Specialist
Cyber Fortress
Remote / On-site at Fort Knox
Full-time
$150,000 - $250,000
Job Description
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Lead red team operations while blindfolded
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Develop innovative social engineering techniques using interpretive dance
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Conduct penetration testing using only a rubber duck
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Write detailed reports in invisible ink
Requirements
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Must defeat an entire SOC team blindfolded while humming "Mission Impossible"
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Experience in social engineering your way into Fort Knox (proof required)
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Ability to hack using only interpretive dance moves
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Should have successfully rickrolled at least 3 Fortune 500 CEOs
Benefits
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Company-provided ninja suit
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Unlimited rubber ducks for debugging
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Annual subscription to "Hackers Monthly"
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Free parkour lessons
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