Red Team Specialist

Cyber FortressRemote / On-site at Fort KnoxFull-time$150,000 - $250,000

Job Description

  • Lead red team operations while blindfolded
  • Develop innovative social engineering techniques using interpretive dance
  • Conduct penetration testing using only a rubber duck
  • Write detailed reports in invisible ink

Requirements

  • Must defeat an entire SOC team blindfolded while humming "Mission Impossible"
  • Experience in social engineering your way into Fort Knox (proof required)
  • Ability to hack using only interpretive dance moves
  • Should have successfully rickrolled at least 3 Fortune 500 CEOs

Benefits

  • Company-provided ninja suit
  • Unlimited rubber ducks for debugging
  • Annual subscription to "Hackers Monthly"
  • Free parkour lessons