Red Team Specialist

Cyber FortressRemote / On-site at Fort KnoxFull-time$150,000 - $250,000

Job Description

  • •Lead red team operations while blindfolded
  • •Develop innovative social engineering techniques using interpretive dance
  • •Conduct penetration testing using only a rubber duck
  • •Write detailed reports in invisible ink

Requirements

  • •Must defeat an entire SOC team blindfolded while humming "Mission Impossible"
  • •Experience in social engineering your way into Fort Knox (proof required)
  • •Ability to hack using only interpretive dance moves
  • •Should have successfully rickrolled at least 3 Fortune 500 CEOs

Benefits

  • •Company-provided ninja suit
  • •Unlimited rubber ducks for debugging
  • •Annual subscription to "Hackers Monthly"
  • •Free parkour lessons
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