Quantum Cryptographer

Schrödinger's TechQuantum RealmFull-time / Part-time (simultaneously)$170,000 - $300,000

Job Description

•Develop encryption algorithms that exist in multiple states
•Create quantum-resistant cat memes
•Implement cryptographic protocols using quantum entanglement

Requirements

•PhD in Quantum Memetics
•Must be able to exist in multiple states simultaneously
•Experience with quantum-entangled keyboards
•Ability to explain quantum cryptography to Schrödinger's cat

Benefits

•Quantum computer allowance
•Box for Schrödinger's cat (may or may not contain cat)
•Quantum-entangled coffee breaks
•Multiple-universe health insurance