Malware Research & Development Specialist

Meme SecurityVirtual RealityFull-time$145,000 - $230,000

Job Description

  • •Create malware that generates only memes
  • •Develop dance-based virus propagation
  • •Reverse engineer using emojis
  • •Rickroll nation-state actors

Requirements

  • •Must create malware that turns all infected computers into meme generators
  • •Experience in developing viruses that only spread through interpretive dance
  • •Ability to reverse engineer malware using only emojis
  • •Should have successfully rickrolled at least one nation-state actor

Benefits

  • •Unlimited meme database access
  • •Dance studio membership
  • •Emoji keyboard
  • •Rickroll protection insurance
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