iOS Security Architect

Apple WhisperersTelepathic OfficeFull-time$160,000 - $280,000

Job Description

  • •Jailbreak iPhones using telepathy
  • •Secure apps through Siri conversations
  • •Predict and patch iOS 20 vulnerabilities
  • •Convince Tim Apple to open-source iOS

Requirements

  • •Must jailbreak iPhones telepathically
  • •Experience in securing apps using only Siri commands
  • •Proven track record of finding vulnerabilities in iOS 20 (yes, the future version)
  • •Should have convinced Tim Apple to open-source iOS

Benefits

  • •Telepathy training program
  • •Direct line to Siri
  • •Time portal to future iOS versions
  • •Annual meeting with Tim Apple's hologram
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