Automotive Security Specialist

Cyber MotorsVirtual GarageFull-time$180,000 - $320,000

Job Description

  • Hack cars using only a potato
  • Develop security systems for flying cars
  • Debug ECUs while driving blindfolded
  • Implement anti-theft systems using interpretive dance

Requirements

  • Must have hacked at least 3 cars using only a potato
  • Experience in quantum-encrypted key fobs
  • Ability to communicate with AI-powered vehicles telepathically
  • Should have successfully prevented a car from downloading a virus using interprative dance

Benefits

  • Company-provided flying car
  • Unlimited potato supply
  • Quantum garage access
  • Time-traveling vehicle insurance