Automotive Security Specialist

Cyber MotorsVirtual GarageFull-time$180,000 - $320,000

Job Description

  • •Hack cars using only a potato
  • •Develop security systems for flying cars
  • •Debug ECUs while driving blindfolded
  • •Implement anti-theft systems using interpretive dance

Requirements

  • •Must have hacked at least 3 cars using only a potato
  • •Experience in quantum-encrypted key fobs
  • •Ability to communicate with AI-powered vehicles telepathically
  • •Should have successfully prevented a car from downloading a virus using interprative dance

Benefits

  • •Company-provided flying car
  • •Unlimited potato supply
  • •Quantum garage access
  • •Time-traveling vehicle insurance
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