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Automotive Security Specialist
Cyber Motors
Virtual Garage
Full-time
$180,000 - $320,000
Job Description
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Hack cars using only a potato
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Develop security systems for flying cars
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Debug ECUs while driving blindfolded
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Implement anti-theft systems using interpretive dance
Requirements
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Must have hacked at least 3 cars using only a potato
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Experience in quantum-encrypted key fobs
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Ability to communicate with AI-powered vehicles telepathically
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Should have successfully prevented a car from downloading a virus using interprative dance
Benefits
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Company-provided flying car
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Unlimited potato supply
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Quantum garage access
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Time-traveling vehicle insurance
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