Application Security Engineer

ASCII DefendersCyberspaceFull-time$140,000 - $220,000

Job Description

  • •Secure applications using ASCII art
  • •Debug code through intense staring contests
  • •Develop firewalls using HTML only
  • •Conduct security reviews while unicycling

Requirements

  • •Must secure applications using only ASCII art
  • •Experience in fixing bugs by staring intensely at the screen
  • •Ability to write secure code while riding a unicycle
  • •Should have developed a firewall using only HTML

Benefits

  • •Unlimited ASCII art supplies
  • •Professional unicycle maintenance
  • •Eye drops for staring contests
  • •HTML-powered coffee machine
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